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Thursday, 25 August 2011

Spilled bull semen shuts down Interstate 65 on-ramp

A Greyhound bus carrying canisters of frozen bull semen prematurely lost its load and left its cargo all over the Interstate 65 on-ramp in Nashville, Tennessee.

"I'm not sure what it is, better have the new guy do a taste test"
The Greyhound bus was carrying the canisters of bull semen from Columbus, Ohio and intended for a breeder in Laredo, Texas when it lost its load turning the corner onto the on-ramp at around 5am. A driver noticed the canisters on the road and steam escaping from them as well as emitting a foul odour. The driver called the police, who could not identify the canisters as they were unmarked who then called the fire department, who were left scratching their heads as well. Greyhound bus tickets were spotted nearby and the company was called, who advised that they were handling a large amount of frozen bull sperm. Greyhound later arrived to clean up the mess.


From WKRN




34 comments:

  1. That's nasty, and funny, but mostly nasty hahahaha

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  2. A really very interesting read! I hope you keep updating us with more info!

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  3. Woah, umm... who needs canisters of bull semen, anyway.... nevermind, I don't want to know.

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  4. Damn that must of been one musty canister!

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  5. The smell must of been disgusting.

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  6. Greyhound ships things now?

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  7. HA! Semen, is there anything it can't do?

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  8. Greyhound needs to learn trigger discipline

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  9. Don't feel bad greyhound bus, I've had off days too.

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  10. Premature, eh, you cheeky bastard!

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  11. That must be gross. Sucks for the firemen.

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  12. That's Bulls..emen man!

    Poor guys, imagine being called up to be clean that, good thing it was frozen.

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  13. lol christ. that's disgusting.

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  14. Oh my god, imagine if you were on your way home in the early morning after a loooong trip, then you start smelling something wierd, and then... a BUCKET FULL OF SEMEN out of nowhere! I laughed hard!

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  15. Comments tl;dr

    NNNNNNG, I was wondering where all my sperm donations went to!

    I mean, oh, wow, so much bull semen...

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  16. i lol'd at "the bus prematurely lost its load"

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  17. HAHAHAHA. The thought of a bunch of men staring into a canister of bull semen is hilarious.

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  18. I don't even want to think about how bad it smelled.

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  19. A couple hours after you posted this I saw this in the news lol.

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  20. Hahah Semen shut down! Thanks for the update mate!

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  21. Spilled bull semen? happens all the time.

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  22. its been a while, but I myself have returned!
    Great post!!

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